The 12 Days of Covid Christmas


On the first day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, a lateral flow test free.

On the second day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, two metres distance, and a lateral flow test free.

On the third day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, three nippy jags, two metres distance, and a lateral flow test free.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distance, and a lateral flow test free.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, five-layer masks, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distance, and a lateral flow test free.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, six sanitisers, five-layer masks, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distance, and a lateral flow test free.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, seven-day live updates, six sanitisers, five-layer masks, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distancing, and a lateral flow test free.

On the eight day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, nae feckin’ parties, seven-day live updates, six sanitisers, five-layer masks, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distancing, and a lateral flow test free.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, dodgy covid passports, nae feckin’ parties, seven-day live updates, six sanitisers, five-layer masks, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distancing, and a lateral flow test free.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, ten days of quarantine, dodgy covid passports, nae feckin’ parties, seven-day live updates, six sanitisers, five-layer masks, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distancing, and a lateral flow test free.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, testing, track and trace, ten days of quarantine, dodgy covid passports, nae feckin’ parties, seven-day live updates, six sanitisers, five-layer masks, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distancing, and a lateral flow test free.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Covid gave to me, stay in your house, testing, track and trace, ten days of quarantine, dodgy covid passports, nae feckin’ parties, seven-day live updates, six sanitisers, five-layer masks, four PCRs, three nippy jags, two metres distancing, and a lateral flow test free.



Nat and Naw!